A Wine Tour Review by Matt Mickiewicz

The Bard on tour

A review of a Mornington Peninsula wine tour

“Oh, fair travellers who seek the nectar divine, lend thine ears to a tale most wondrous of Arthur, the noble steward of Plunge Wine Tours. Hark! For he is no mere guide, but a bard of the vine, and a maestro of merriment upon the verdant fields of Mornington.

Lo, upon thy arrival, thou art greeted not with common pleasantries, but with tasty strawberries fresh as the blush of dawn, to “awaken thy palate,” quoth he. Aye, forsooth, such is his wit that even fruit becomes a prelude to vinous splendor. And what sights dost thou behold! The sparkling bay doth shimmer as if kissed by Phoebus himself.

But mark ye this—Arthur’s true magic lies in his keys to the kingdom of hidden cellars and secret vineyards. Like Prospero conjuring spirits, he dost summon winemakers to share their craft. Amongst them stands his lady fair, Geraldine, whose vintages doth rival ambrosia itself. And should fortune favor thee, dolphins may dance upon the waves as thou sipp’st sparkling Chardonnay by Pt Leo’s shore—a spectacle so rare it might make Neptune weep with envy.

When midday strikes, thou art treated to a feast fit for kings—food paired with wines so fine they could make Bacchus blush. All the while, Arthur weaves tales and jests with comedic zest. Yet beneath his mirth lies wisdom profound, for he is both scholar and clown in equal measure.

So prithee, if thou seek’st an adventure most rare—a journey through vineyards where laughter flows as freely as wine—then tarry no longer. Arthur of Plunge Wine Tours shall lead thee on a quest both merry and sublime. Raise thy goblet high and toast this lord of libations; forsooth, he is Mornington’s very own Falstaff of the vine!”

A private wine tasting brings the bard out to write